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Seriously, who even jokes about babies being in a box? A mouse or some other small animal maybe, but really? A baby?!?
. . . I'd rather kill a baby than a mouse. How do you know the baby won't grow up to be the next Hitler, or George W Bush ?? What's the worst a mouse can be, a food hoarder ??
Read comment 13.
The mouse could scare the elephant standing near you, in turn making the elephant stomp you until you die a horrible death.
Interesting that you list George Bush along with Hitler. Whoever told you it was appropriate to put unnecessary spaces in front of periods and question marks should be burned.
You meant Hitler or Obama right?
Lol coming from a pothead who most likely gets punked around by mexicans, or any peoplebof color. By the by I wouldn't trust a pothead to know any information about anything other than marijuana, but even then it's minimal usefull info. Oh by the way I graduated like 2 years ago so please stfu and gtfo you ignorant excuse of a human. That is all. :D
yuck
. . . ouch.
not cool OP. not cool
Now I know what it's like to have everyone on the train look at you funny for laughing hard loong and loud. Thankyou OP you made my morning tolerable.
dam OP. FYL. you should think before talking from now on
I'm pretti sure that was a total accident saying that and all but jeez ...
^ you're cute
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great job! did you punch her in the stomach afterward too?
that's rude