Animals and Scary: Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something...

By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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What a cozy moment

By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By pinkjade - 25/10/2011 07:17 - Canada

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 07:46 - Netherlands - Overveen

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

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Saturday 9 January 2010 16:11

Ew!

inmyroom 1

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:12

thats cute

Comments

darkmis1 17

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:27

EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!! That's disgusting!

emoR97 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:39

ermmm I don't know what to say about that issue......

zenti 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:44

I don't see how this is in any way cute, to have a filthy disease-ridden wild animal chewing on your hair when you're sleeping. That's actually pretty scary stuff. At least it was just the hair though, and not the skin.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 8 September 2014 4:08

It would be cute if it were OP's pet rat! :D Domestic rats are amazing, extremely clean, and don't carry any diseases at all - you're actually more likely to pick up worms, parasites, diseases etc from your pet dog or cat.

LiliK_fml 21

Sunday 3 April 2016 17:02

Wild rats are also clean. They're just considered filthy because they eat our rubbish.

imaniblub 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:45

clean your ****** house!!!!

me5 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:59

It's a rats world 

Cupffin 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:02

Wash your hair and clean your damn house.

caosdth 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:19

to me its not an fyl or a ydi, i think its cute and adorable, and idc if its wild or not, if it was wild, id try to keep it, i love animals of all sorts, naked mole rats for example, they are truly cutie pies.

CinderChicken 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:30

its a new pet! FTW!!

citygirlnomore 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:35

wow that is somehow either really gross and freaky or really cute.. i dunno; if i saw a rat sitting on a bed chewing at someones hair its kinda adorable but if i woke up in the dark with a rat next to my face i would freak out and literally scream the shit out of myself. probably

WTFsGoingOn 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:55

This is freaky. Then again, I am afraid of anything that is chewing on me. I am surprised at the amount of people here with no knowledge about rats. They do not live somewhere just because it is dirty. They are attracted to fresh food and often times eat their way into people's cabinets or storage area because they can smell that there is food inside. Also, as mentioned before, they will live anywhere that they can find warmth when the colder seasons come.