Kids: Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told...

By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By Yue - 23/11/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

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By Pokemon problems - 23/10/2012 22:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML

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By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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Friday 4 September 2009 12:09

Sounds like a mamas boy. You wouldn't want him anyways. Even if he was older.

Artanias 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:17

Shoulda tried to explain it to the parents, if they wouldn't believe him, then the best thing would be to walk up to the kid, and hit him for real then say "There, now i hit him"

Comments

intoxicuunt 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:20

ydi for being a dicktease

intoxicuunt 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:51

what?

dober 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:25

if i were you i will accept him.he is really cool!

22jrdn55 15

Friday 4 September 2009 19:01

you accept him cause you cant get a really guy, right.

WartsG 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:41

Ah sorry hey, thats gotta suck, once a child threw a toy hey copter at me, it hit my head and cutmy head, i was ten at the time so i burst into tears. his parents came rushing in, he burst into tears aswell, to which they repremanded ME, fo making him cry...

RatIsKing 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:55

f$@

Gavik 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:56

DOMINATED

DJ_Chutfield 4

Friday 4 September 2009 17:07

You sound hot.

Jankae 0

Friday 4 September 2009 17:10

11 year olds need babysitters? Whend that happen/

kukopia 0

Friday 4 September 2009 17:33

No FML here. It WOULD be, if the douches parents believed him and then didn't pay for the babysitting. But OP didn't say that happened so we can only deduce that it didn't. As it is, OP found out that 11 yo boys can be immature and try to manipulate their parents. Big deal. Meh