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By Scarred - 04/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

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By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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You deserved it 36 632

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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You deserved it 6 142

By iceman123432 - 02/09/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 4 253

Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 54 698

By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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24788 6

Friday 4 September 2009 12:11

And people told me my reverse tinted windows were a bad idea...

Artanias 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:15

Bwahahahahahaha, thats so awesome, the obese guy is instantly my favourite person in the world. Also FYL indeed, even if i think what the guy did is brilliant :P

Comments

AdmanRulz 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:03

Gross!

WTFLMFAO 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:36

Wow and you were totally watching this prev massage his man boobs gd for u you could look away you know!

Ret_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 20:39

Wait, you're saying it's normal for gross, fat guys to be acting like disgusting perverts around you in public? Well, it's a good sign that either OP or her friends are attractive, but I still definately think her life is ******. Who really *wants* to see that? He needs to keep it to himself. Ew.

NamelessNeko 13

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:52

OP is listed as a guy. Which makes this even funnier, IMHO.

filip_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 11:45

OP is a woman

ghostgirll 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:29

that's weird, on the FML website it says OP is a man, but when you click on the FML it changes to woman.

nolasaints 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:20

hawt

Awesome_Guy2468 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:56

I laughed so hard at this

motoxracer156 5

Wednesday 7 November 2012 23:50

Lucky you! People pay to see that kinda stuff!

PumpkinTarte 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:03

Sounds yummy.

nightmaree_fml 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:09

Ikr

AdmanRulz 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:03

Gross

Arcterion 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:04

What. :|

heyitsdiamond 5

Monday 26 September 2011 0:27

That is just disgusting

plexico 3

Friday 4 September 2009 12:10

Are you sure it was a man? Were you anywhere in the vicinity of a Victoria's Secret? There have been reports of manly women hanging out there. Talk about scarred for life.

aback 4

Friday 4 September 2009 13:38

That's what I was going to suggest. We've had several posts lately about women being mistaken for men. Gee, and to think the OP could have got lucky.

24788 6

Friday 4 September 2009 12:11

And people told me my reverse tinted windows were a bad idea...

Stupidpoorpeople 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:50

we...we didn't listen....WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!

Artanias 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:15

Bwahahahahahaha, thats so awesome, the obese guy is instantly my favourite person in the world. Also FYL indeed, even if i think what the guy did is brilliant :P