By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year-old boy. He decided we would play with Nerf guns with Velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck to his pants, and he wiggled it for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML
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ChaosZirconia 0

That's actually pretty funny. Only an idiot would hear the explanation and find something wrong with that. So, uh, what's the big deal?

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Yunie_fml 0

I think it would've been worse had it been the mom who walked in. Maybe that would've been FML worthy.

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Bauer_fml 0

Why do so many FMLers babysit? Also, not FML.

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silentfirefly 0

Um... his dad couldn't possibly be upset by that. I don't see why this is embarrassing or why your life is ******.

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mfmylife95 0

again its a nice story, but not FML worthy

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Goose_fml 0

As everyone else has already said, only a really idiotic parent would find something wrong with that.

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fish1806 0

This is just funny, not a fml-story. I fully agree with #8

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clandestine00 0

This is hilarious and probably a bit awkward until explained but I honestly don't see a problem. I second the need for a "not FML worthy" option.

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nodbor 11

sure seems to be a lot of i was doing this and the father walks in. old old old

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Trini_Psycho 0

lmao i can imagine you trying to explain this to the kids dad without sounding stupid hahahahahaha

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