Kids: Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail,...

By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

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By raquel - 17/07/2015 16:40 - United States

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 07:30 - Canada - Québec

Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML

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By rachelllynne - 09/05/2013 17:44 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML

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Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:04

never leave a kid alone...

thenumberblue 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:04

I pity the fool that trusts a 4 year old!

Comments

kad11111 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:52

1) It's a federal offense to eff with someone else's mail no matter what your intentions were. That's why pizza places tape fliers to the mailbox instead of putting them inside. 2) You don't ever leave a kid of that age alone in a house. 3) YDI

hahafmlyo 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:54

YDI for leaving a child alone. that's a thing on the not to do list in teen living/babysitting

buggybeauty 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:54

little bastard.

CharliePoops 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:58

damn kids...

sunshineox 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:13

wow, what would you have done if that kid choked? you def deserved it for being an unfit babysitter. if I hired you, I woulda lit a torch user your ass to fire you for that... literally.

SithHunter09 2

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:23

YDI. I don't know about you, but back in 6th grade, we were taught that if you ever babysit, you never leave the house unless it's an emergency. you especially never leave the kid comepletely alone.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:26

While it does sucks for you and is indeed an FML for the day, it is nevertheless completely normal and fair that you would be made to pay for the damages caused by your failure as a babysitter. It's your fault, after all. You're lucky the baby didn't get hurt.

grog_fml 3

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:57

that was dumb

twilight_0118 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:18

wow ok you are an extremely stupid and horrible babysitter. NEVER leave a child alone, no matter how old he/she is! YDI. definately. next time, don't be such an idiot. and you didn't think to call the parents??! that was just rediculously stupid.

rohosoccer08 1

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:45

if the kid is 4 it's usually ok for you to step away for a minute, usually a mailbox is just a single step outside the door. now it would be a whole different story if they lived way out in the country where the mailbox is at the end of the mile long driveway... but that is probably not the case.