Health: Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the...

By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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My home hates me

By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 02:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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Hazardous

By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

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By Sam_Licker81 - 19/11/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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Sunday 1 March 2009 17:47

that really suckss. but did you drop the cookies? lol

DDDDana 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 18:44

Daaaang. Cookies shouldn't ever be the cause of pain.

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EmoGeo 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:18

OH! That really sucks. I'm soo sorry. Look at the bright side, at least you didn't slip on the floor loose all your cookies and have someone come through the door.

Heatstreak 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:16

lol ouch wear pants :p

caramelcarebr 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:08

lol @ #7

Shane_Huckeba 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:12

LLOLERSKATES :D ha a man baking cookies naked.... fail

Bloodycrustheart 0

Friday 6 March 2009 11:23

Damn you reflexes, overcompensating and shit, look what you did!

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 13:49

One question; why were you cooking almost naked? Guess you wont be doing that anymore..

RavensRule97 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:28

im with 53? thats really random

favabean05 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:08

O.O! Holy crap!

Mit_Liv09 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:34

Poor you, reading this really made my day though :D

dontyouknow 0

Monday 16 March 2009 13:54

stuff like that normally happens to people whom have done something mean to someone in the past. or maybe saw an elderly person who needed help but ignored them and continued on. is that you?