Miscellaneous: Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid...

By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By JakeHolmes - 17/11/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel and suprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 124

By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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wbrycem 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:16

#3 fail. He WAS trying to take care of his phone, dipshit

vivigun 3

Friday 9 April 2010 2:56

he was trying to avoid water damage by throwing it, therefore he was trying to take care of it.

Comments

CodeMonkey123 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:10

Bwuahaha, don't try out for any thing that involves good aim.

CodeMonkey123 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:19

#43 Agreed. Bwauahahaha. =^-^= *mow* *mow* *mow*

ObamaKitttyy 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:30

Shouldve made ur gf pay for another one xD

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:36

#10 wtf?? Not funny

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:40

Did you bitch slap the bitch?

testing_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:56

well at least u remembered so next time youll remember to not miss next time i did that once when my bro pushed me into a pool once i didnt realize i had my phone in my pocket till like an hr l8r

megghez426 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:04

hahahaha this happened to me once my friend pushed me into a pool with my phone in my hand on the way down i threw it in an attempt to not let it come in the pool with me, it hit the cement on the side and bounced right back into the pool in two pieces.