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By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 20:00

Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

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Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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By CJ 84 - 19/01/2019 14:00

Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

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ptrek85 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:50

Really? Are you that stupid? YDI

ariaofdoom 16

Friday 17 April 2009 9:57

Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?

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dang_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:30

lol i agree #16

dreams_infinity_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:32

Asshole. i hope you pull over the wrong guy one day and get shot. and all those who wants to pull this shit, please read #71.

A7X5989 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:33

next time an idea pops into your head... just let it go... you idiot

pinkfakecheez 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:35

You are very bored and very stupid.

truladyred 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:49

*stifles laughter* WOW. Massive fail. Try to pull over a 1979 rusted out pickup next time. lol

thisisausername 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:49

lmfaooooooo you fail

mrdeeds23 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:58

felony LAWL owned.

Spiffy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:03

You do know you can go to jail for that, right?

thisismyname_fml 1

Friday 17 April 2009 16:05

#18 said everything that needed to be said. that shit is ******* dangerous.

that_guy01 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:05

wtf, did you buy the windshield lights or something? how does this work? YDI

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