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By Miss<Younger>Beyoncé - 13/10/2014 08:13 - Namibia - Windhoek

Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML

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By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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Monday 13 October 2014 16:11

who keeps dead hamsters?

TanzWolf 26

Monday 13 October 2014 16:14

What the ****?

Comments

top_dawg45 10

Monday 13 October 2014 18:00

what the actual f**k?

Ichiya 29

Tuesday 14 October 2014 12:45

I found these..(hands 29 a uc) I think you lost them.

Mangoesweg 13

Monday 13 October 2014 18:09

Feel you

Lil_Red777 21

Monday 13 October 2014 18:31

That would be better than dead animals.

slimashli 7

Monday 13 October 2014 18:44

sorry to tell you but I think your brother is either a serial killer or is into ********** and necrophilia...... I'd have a talk with him about it

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 15 October 2014 21:28

Why would ********** and necrophilia be the first things that come to your mind in this situation? They're HAMSTERS, how the ****...? I can definitely see the psychopath/serial killer reaction, though.