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By Miss<Younger>Beyoncé - 13/10/2014 08:13 - Namibia - Windhoek

Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML

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By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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Monday 13 October 2014 16:11

who keeps dead hamsters?

TanzWolf 26

Monday 13 October 2014 16:14

What the ****?

Comments

TheNicce01 14

Tuesday 14 October 2014 6:43

O-O tell youre parents!!!

akakennedy 16

Tuesday 14 October 2014 7:42

Dexter's protege?

Bennnncon 10

Tuesday 14 October 2014 8:36

What horrific master plan could have required this many dead hamsters?

Ichiya 29

Tuesday 14 October 2014 12:46

Hamster cannons!

snippit 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 11:23

Follow up please op

Ki11erC 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 12:17

Is his name Dexter? But seriously, being baby hamsters it's more likely they used the box as a nest and died naturally and mother moved on leaving the deceased. Given that the bodies were still moist enough to be decomposing (to fall through the box) they can't of been there very long either.