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By Miss<Younger>Beyoncé - 13/10/2014 08:13 - Namibia - Windhoek

Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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Monday 13 October 2014 16:11

who keeps dead hamsters?

TanzWolf 26

Monday 13 October 2014 16:14

What the ****?

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EverythingNerdy 13

Monday 13 October 2014 21:16

I think you need to talk to your brother about his hobbies.

notsoanonymous3 20

Monday 13 October 2014 22:07

I think you need to have a serious talk with your brother about this...

jamienicole1993 32

Monday 13 October 2014 22:13

This FML scarred me for life. I don't even want to imagine what that must have been like! Ugh.

NellieeNell 18

Monday 13 October 2014 22:32

My question is...why does he have baby hamsters ?

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 14 October 2014 0:35

psychopath?

RA91 26

Tuesday 14 October 2014 1:04

Ô_ō I'm beyond confused -__-

fhritp666 5

Tuesday 14 October 2014 4:47

did it smell?

demonfacee 14

Tuesday 14 October 2014 5:44

This is ******* depressing.

Elizabeth_Scholt 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 5:54

This broke my heart!! Poor baby hamsters. :( I hope your brother isn't an animal abuser. Please talk to him about this...

katydid91 31

Tuesday 14 October 2014 6:32

This is honestly one of the most disturbing FMLs I've read to date.

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