Health: Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning,...

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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By -1 Pair of Pants - 30/05/2016 19:49 - United States - Westborough

Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML

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By stillchubby - 17/02/2011 11:12 - Australia

Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Pants

By Hello12355 - 07/02/2022 12:59 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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You deserved it 24 918

kiran_fml 5

Friday 13 April 2012 16:15

Maybe you should lay off the skinny jeans

TheDrifter 23

Friday 13 April 2012 16:17

10 lbs lighter and your pants are still too small? I shudder at the mental image of the muffin top you used to sport.

Comments

Kaykay2565 9

Friday 13 April 2012 16:48

That's why you dont do the things you see on the television!

Venaros 5

Friday 13 April 2012 17:08

lol that's great. Sucks for you, but it's humorous.

Nnmmbb9 0

Friday 13 April 2012 17:14

Friday the 13th.

sportcrazychick4 7

Friday 13 April 2012 17:14

Why does everyone assume she is fat? People are so rude! Keep up the good work.

thelastavailable 13

Friday 13 April 2012 17:50

Probably because buttons are popping off her trousers.

cherryblossom14 7

Friday 13 April 2012 18:43

Because buttons don't normally pop off pants that actually fit. I'm not saying she's fat, but maybe she should buy pants that actually fit

sportcrazychick4 7

Friday 13 April 2012 20:23

I've actually had my button come off and I am not fat.... Hmmm or am I?!

MissHayleyJames 7

Friday 13 April 2012 20:29

If they're cheap pants, buttons can easily pop off even if they fit. Walmart pants are guaranteed to lose a button or have the zipper break.

sarah56195 0

Friday 13 April 2012 17:31

Lolololol.

Dojan 16

Friday 13 April 2012 17:42

How come everyone assumes that the pants were too small? Maybe the button was just loose.

AnimalLover1031 8

Friday 13 April 2012 17:53

OP probally would have said that on the FML, if that was the case.

AnimalLover1031 8

Friday 13 April 2012 17:49

How ironic.

TylerDirty 15

Friday 13 April 2012 17:56

Hehe yea very ironic :p but gratz on loosing wait ^^

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 13 April 2012 18:05

Loosing... Wait...

The_Hitdude 12

Friday 13 April 2012 18:35

53: Please for the love of God tell me you know the difference between 'losing, loosing' and 'wait, weight'.

hateevryone 14

Friday 13 April 2012 18:07

You didn't lose enough.

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 13 April 2012 18:12

You should have not bragged, now you look like a big douche bag! Stay off the fries, you'll have a grand surprise. Also, keep your shirt down and don't go for the bk crown. You'll lose weight fast and this will be a thing of the past.