By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

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Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
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notjustanybody20 9

i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

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whitekid1497 7

It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

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notjustanybody20 9

i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

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SkoomaKi 27

But it's that humor that scares off guys! OP if you find a guy who likes your humor, it's a start.

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swankmrpancake 8

It doesn't scare off all guys some find it amusing and like a girl who's not to afraid to make a joke

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KatherineAnne 7

Me too! I say stuff like this all the time and I'm almost never single.

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siickman 7

Well 27... You gotta be doing something wrong because you make it sound like you date 3 guys a month....

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encephalopathy 3

I would have asked you to prove it.

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LoveMay 10

OP, it's probably statements like these that keep guys away from you

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Actually I'd love it if a girl said something like that in retaliation, that's a nice joke to have. OP, don't worry, some of us do actually like a girl who can joke

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KILLERTOAST13 4

You got no game

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KiddNYC1O 20

Girls don't really need game.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

60- not all guys are just horny animals looking for sex at all times. Some of them even want to date a girl to actually get to know her

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

Two dicks don't make it right.

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DeesFMLs 0

Are you being homophobic? *shakes head*

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eliwalks 0

If that's the way you do it. I'm not judging. We all do weird shit lol. -_-

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studdmuffin1990 7

I would have laughed at that And then asked you to hang out sometime. don't worry that guy just has no sense of humor, who wants to date a robot?

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JoeSaysSsso 2

who wants to date a guy with 8 watches?

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xk75 4

That question the guy asked was rude anyway- its a variation on hey why doesn't anyone love you? it just sets the person being asked that question in a super awkward spot.

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studdmuffin1990 7

I have more than 8 watches, and girls like guys with good fashion sense

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CadillacPimpen 6

I'd rather rock a Johnny dang watch than those

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ladyLALAA 28

I agree with 75, but I won't be impressed until you're wearing all of the watches!

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studdmuffin1990 7

83- that's all I could fit! I think 8 is impressive haha

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maskedman 9

Did someone mention dating a robot? I would love to date a robot. A wonderful female sex robot.

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Fx13mz 7

Quit bragging about your huge dick then!

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whitekid1497 7

It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

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nofearjenshere 12

I have a penis... Be afraid...

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whitekid1497 7

Thanks a lot. I have to change my pants now. I think I may have nightmares too

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