Miscellaneous: Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided...

By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Scarred a generation

By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Saucy devil

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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morgann4826 0

Monday 19 March 2012 1:23

time to stop watching so much ****

daniel1_1 13

Monday 19 March 2012 1:24

I pity the fool.

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brianjman14 22

Monday 19 March 2012 4:37

Ctrl-N/Apple-N or Ctrl-T/Apple-T is your best friend when watching **** and someone's coming, dude.

HaniahAhmad 0

Monday 19 March 2012 4:42

Holy crap get a life!

happilyever2012 6

Monday 19 March 2012 4:42

Pay for the price of pleasure that only a pervert would enjoy.

BubbleGrunge84 7

Monday 19 March 2012 6:46

Your an idiot.

zack11742 7

Monday 19 March 2012 4:43

Doesn't matter had hand sex???

sirsquab 12

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:34

Doesn't matter hand sex.

Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Monday 19 March 2012 4:50

ALWAYS keep your right hand on the mouse

power6053 4

Monday 19 March 2012 4:51

Apologize to your mom that you masturbated instead of you know, getting an STD, becoming a parent, sexting.

shadow123456789 0

Monday 19 March 2012 4:52

Wait if she took away your phone and laptop. How are you posting this?!?

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Monday 19 March 2012 4:55

YDI. Next time you'll wait until your mum is asleep or not home, before looking at ****.

javier_fml 3

Monday 19 March 2012 4:56

And this is why you have a tab on YouTube at ALL TIMES.

hateevryone 14

Monday 19 March 2012 4:58

Why didn't you just close the laptop? Or do you have a desktop?

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