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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML
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By I hate myself - 02/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML
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Xelabasat 14

I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"

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Xelabasat 14

I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"

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ghetto_child 19

None of this would've happened if you were Canadian

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extrasnipes 22

Sorry for butting but it's true. Sorry. Did I say I was sorry?

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demix_fml 32

This was meant to be a laughing face ...... OP I'm sure the person will forgive you.

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Dilexar 26

I too have figured out FML is not emoji friendly XD

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RichardPencil 30

Your rudeness would probably pass for normal in Boston. It wouldn't surprise me if the guy said, "What are you, wicked re-tahd-ed? Pissah!"

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LyricaSilvan 29

On the bright side, now he probably thinks you're hardcore. Or that you're crazy. Either way, he's less likely to try and mess with you.

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Lalala579121 27

I hope you gave him an evil death glare while you said it. Then maybe got some flame jets around you for effect.

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graphicstyle7 17

I know you were embarrassed, but part of me thinks that was awesome.

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