By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
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dolphincheddar 10

some people don't like it when u spit on their pussy

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Jayymz24 0

look at it this way. at least your teeth are clean, your cats head is clean, and your walls are minty fresh :D

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missy_lynn012 0

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deadpool91 0

that's Friday the 13th for ya

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DuRpY 5

....*scratches head*....OH! I got it haha...because it involved a cat, and you said "CATastrophe." Good one!

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dolphincheddar 10

some people don't like it when u spit on their pussy

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b3lla_fml 0

I think the cat should be the one saying fml lol

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LolMoqz 10

i see what you did there! :3

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staceysgenesis16 0

ohh i see what you did there. thats fantastic. lol.

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saaaalt 4

Dude! did you have to say 'glob'? that just makes everything 10x worse >.

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TookaWooka666 0

OP is going to wake up one day with his cat sitting on him, claws out with blood seeping from his neck, or he is just going to step in cat shit.

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lextheplex 0

Awwww animal abuse.. lol

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vyben 3

Yup sounds like he did it on purpose :p

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sterlingarcher 1

haha yeah I'm sure it was on purpose.. lol

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ashseal 11

it wasn't on purpose so it wasn't technically animal abuse.

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ashseal 11

Um there was no need for that...obviously she didnt know so I was explaining to her.

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sterlingarcher 1

she was probably making a joke lol stop taking things so seriously

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ashseal 11

dammit. I didn't mean to post that :( sorryyy.!

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ashseal 11

yayy :) your right though. sorry about having an attitude.

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sterlingarcher 1

it's ok... I'm not mad :)).. you seem nice

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princessRiRi97 0

90 and 87 im happy there was a happy ending to your never ending comments to each other this isn't a facebook chat go talk about humping each other somewhere else FML for reading that whole back to back conversation.

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sterlingarcher 1

100 why don't you stfu?? we weren't talking about humping each other and your just jealous of our awesome conversation..

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ashseal 11

^^ exactly. stay outta our convo. gosh.

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sterlingarcher 1

104.. thanks :))).. but this is probably gonna get deleted so if u wanna talk message me or something lol

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ashseal 11

Kay I'm on the app though so I'll have to later haha

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Hotlanta 5

just toothpaste, there is worse things it could have been

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whoisthisgirl 4

lol yeah sounds like something I kitty would do :P

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KiddNYC1O 20

^ Grammar? It was simply a typo.

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Omgpwned1234 0

So you have a pic of a bear humping a human... and hes the fool? get a reality check foo.

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andres19 0

the cat orchestrated the whole thing

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skidoo800HO 2

Cats are retarded animals

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DocBastard 38

Inb4 "spitting on the pussy". Just trying to avert that disaster.

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FreebirdIII 1

You spit on his head,

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FreebirdIII 1

I did not finish this one freaking lock up! FML

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plebeianFelix 5

you really don't need an entire mouthful of toothpaste to get your teethbrush (sic) on.

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Jayymz24 0

look at it this way. at least your teeth are clean, your cats head is clean, and your walls are minty fresh :D

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missy_lynn012 0

glass half full kind of guy.

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i_love_grrr 0

i like the way you think lol

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staceysgenesis16 0

ahaha , nice thinking. glass half full.

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Jayymz24 0

always try to look at the positive side :D

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staceysgenesis16 0

positive side is the best side ;D

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bigbisawesome 0

hahahaha ur cute lol

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