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By scorpionsurviver - 08/07/2012 09:47 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

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By danonno - 02/08/2012 21:08 - Canada - Nelson

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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Brannie 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:24

It's not like if it was gonna yell "get over here!" and spear you back to him if you tried to make a run for it.

MURIKKA 11

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:20

At least you weren't taking a shit.... That would've REALLY sucked

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:05

See, this is why I keep my portal gun with me. Easy escapes, everytime.

Linkisomnivore 8

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:20

Where are you?, ******* Saudi Arabia? Lol

fatderplips 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:21

It says United States.

The_F3rris 11

Monday 9 July 2012 15:42

They could be in arizona, new mexico, nevada. Whatever. Desert = scorpions. If you didnt know there were scorpions in the US then i suggest you watch something other than jersey shore on tv. Animal planet perhaps? Discovery? History channel? Something!

s0ulslack 20

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:24

wimp :p

k_ninjaa 9

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:33

yikes.

jazzmancarron 11

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:40

It's not the big ones you need to worry about, if you get stung by a small one though, you don't wanna keep that to yourself.

Ammi 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 20:05

I've been stung by a scorpion. Three times, in fact, as the darn thing got caught in my clothes. It was a little one, too. It hurt and swelled pretty bad, but I didn't have any terrible or life-threatening reaction to it. However, I can't blame you for your reaction. I am terrified of most bugs (weirdly, not scorpions, probably because I HAVE been stung) and I can't say I would have been much braver had it been a spider.