By scorpionsurviver - 08/07/2012 09:47 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
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Brannie 4

It's not like if it was gonna yell "get over here!" and spear you back to him if you tried to make a run for it.

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MURIKKA 11

At least you weren't taking a shit.... That would've REALLY sucked

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vhivfe 3

OMG I totally would have done the same!

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stormchaser24 24

Well, at least your you did not use a 9mm to kill it.

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jcbinglis 7

I would have gotten the 12 gauge out. Forget 9mm. I hate bugs more than anything.

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alohalili 0

Oh my gishhh I wouldn't done the same thing ! Crying the whole time though ugh it gives me the chills :/

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purpledrizzle 5

Take lessons from another FMLer's dad, OP, shoot it with a 9mm!

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dewdotcom 1

I'd be more afraid to spend an hour in the bathroom.

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boylover1617 0

Oh my I'd run out or figure out how to kill it

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greenmen 12

Grow up! It's not even bigger than ur hand. You can scare them off with water

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flutter4 7

I know how you feel. I got stung by a scorpion in the shower. It hurt like hell.

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wonderfullyodd 2

One stung me while i was laying in bed...i hate those stupid things

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andromeda335 9

I know the feeling OP! That happened to me one with a vent full of earwigs

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rcgirl2 11

In the words of smokey from Scary Movie,"RUN BITCH RUN!"

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rcgirl2 11

Yeah I met Shorty thanks. I know that he smokes A LOT so I kinda got confused a bit.

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