Animals: Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a...

By scorpionsurviver - 08/07/2012 09:47 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

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By danonno - 02/08/2012 21:08 - Canada - Nelson

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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Brannie 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:24

It's not like if it was gonna yell "get over here!" and spear you back to him if you tried to make a run for it.

MURIKKA 11

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:20

At least you weren't taking a shit.... That would've REALLY sucked

Comments

ilovefall10 21

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:40

I've been there with big roaches. I'm always afraid they'll jump/fly at me!

panda_burrito 2

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:51

I dont see your logic. You stay in the bathroom trying to sum up the courage to get out of the bathroom, which has a scorpion in it. I just dont get it.

GothicAngel17 24

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:07

To get out, I'd assume OP would have to walk underneath (or uncomfortably close to) the scorpion. I know the feeling, I'm arachnophobic and have been in similar situations with giant spiders :| (Australia really isn't ideal for arachnophobes...)

RocketNinjaFish 12

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:41

#32, I know how you feel :( we had one in our kitchen once and we could actually HEAR it walking across the floor.

nightowl713 25

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:53

Sounds creepy. But by no means would I have stayed in there for an hour with it. Should have gotten creative op! I would have grabbed a towel or heck even the shower curtain, thrown it over my head and run for the hills! Figuratively speaking of course.