By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe

Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML
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Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.

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stevenJB 25

And everything turned to shit

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ICastillo 24

I hate when you can't take a shit in peace. You should have yelled to him to come back later when you were done.

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StanSmith2013 26

That must have been a shitty bit of luck!

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watsonpsykosis 10

Burgled, ha! Awesome word.

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leezylvl3 3

Looks like some one had a crappy time :(

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melvinmoss 3

Today, I burgled some lady while she was on the toilet.

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ka310 0

That is a very vulnerable position to be in! Haven't you ever seen a zombie movie?

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