By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe

Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML
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emchocolat_fml 25

Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.

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stevenJB 25

And everything turned to shit

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ICastillo 24

I hate when you can't take a shit in peace. You should have yelled to him to come back later when you were done.

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izzybell900835 4

Well it looks like you got. TURD-BURGLED! Ba dum tsss!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Imagine being mugged while on the toilet... Haha.

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JohnBlack1991 4

Hmm, positive side, at least you were in a locked room? That's where I'd prefer to be if I was getting robbed.

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Krazymace 6

Get up, jump on top of the burglar, shit all on him, make him eat your poop and call the cops.

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stewpididiot 11

What exactly does ' burgled'' mean over in Europe? I mean... Over there they walk on the ' pavement'... Store stuff in the 'boot'(trunk) of the car, and the engine is under the bloody ******* bonnet !!!

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emchocolat_fml 25

Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.

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