By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 624
You deserved it 9 579

Same thing different taste

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krazy_glu3 0

well if she was outside naked, I'm sure it wasn't long before someone offered to take her home. hah

phreshboi 1

true ^ and btw the guy shouldve had a 3some perfect opportunity

whisperingeye13 0

were not allowed to tell moderators what we think about something? if people want to say stuff about three ways why can't they? it seems dumb to try and stop it to me

If you'd like to air your opinion, you can do so via private messaging on the website. The comments section is subject to rules which everyone agrees to when they create an account, as you'll find on any website, and we expect our users to follow them, and not degrade everyone's enjoyment of our site with spam or other such troublesome comments. Those sobbing to themselves about fascism, communism, or the US Constitution need to get a dictionary, a map, the realisation that this is a website, a grip on reality, and respect the right of everyone to enjoy this site without scrolling through a vast amount of pre-pubescent toilet humor spam. It's a fun website, folks, not Joseph McCarthy's "everyone with sanity is a commie" America. :-)

The first step is using proper grammar.

I don't even understand why people make those comments -.-

You would think that guy would want a threesome instead of throwing a naked girl out.

bubbarific 0

wen i read this i thot OP was a boy so i got confused as to y the OP dint kno tht his girlfriend is into men wen he himself is a man but den i realized OP was a girl and now im wonderin wht kinda man wud pick up sum naked girl and throw her out of his apartment xD

You're confused easily and often, aren't you? Seriously, how much time did terrible typing save you? Use that time to read a book - without pictures.

weslahc 0

really? you do a background check before you date someone?

I do, but that's because I only date convicted felons.

bubbarific 0

Dear Fmlers, If u r a homosexual, can u plz specify tht in ur fml!!!!! jeez i always get confused wit **** fmls and the fml doesnt specify the gender

It states the gender at either the bottom if the FML or the top right corner, depending on if you're on an iPod or computer, unless the OP doesn't want his/her gender to be shown. :)

Sparkiee93 3

Hey, can you learn to spell like a big kid please?