Intimacy: Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly...

By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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xiar 0

Monday 14 February 2011 0:19

you were ****** blocked

syki 22

Monday 14 February 2011 0:24

I believe the correct term is "snatchlatched."

Comments

Zeb_McBride 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:44

your lucky to be alive!

DjSmoz 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:57

he threw u out? what's wrong with this guy? I wouldve tried to join... or at the very least stayed and watched! ha ha

srwilliams06 3

Monday 14 February 2011 5:04

I dont know why but I instantly thought girl...

oldenuff2party 3

Monday 14 February 2011 5:08

stupid husband. should have jumped in there

DoubleAgent00 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:11

Am I the only one who visualized this FML to be like when Fred throws Dino out?

JFox 8

Monday 14 February 2011 5:46

You do not have enough thumbs up.

Qwerty3cdo 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:18

You a girl ?

samneville 1

Monday 14 February 2011 5:24

lol

meintx 9

Monday 14 February 2011 5:30

Ok, I'm not sure how you don't notice things that would scream married. The FML says gf not hook up or other 1 timer type thing. So how do you not notice guy stuff in HER apartment. Sorry but you deserve it.