Love: Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early...

By cantfallbackasleep - 22/10/2015 14:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early to search for my car keys, so my boyfriend could go get his pipe and get high before work. FML

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You deserved it 5 374

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Same thing different taste

By probablyfired - 25/07/2019 02:01

Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 352

You deserved it 595

By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 713

You deserved it 5 022

Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 009

You deserved it 4 069

Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 293

You deserved it 3 776

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 3 988

By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 855

You deserved it 51 893

Drunk dick

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 851

You deserved it 180

Short nap

By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 486

You deserved it 118

So you had a bad day…

By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 958

You deserved it 149

Drunken lout

By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 561

You deserved it 128

zilfy 17

Friday 23 October 2015 1:42

How can you even stand someone like this?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 23 October 2015 1:44

Real respectful boyfriend you got there.

Comments

CharlotteColeman 6

Saturday 24 October 2015 5:58

You're fault for dating a druggie

dc2fresh 15

Saturday 24 October 2015 6:35

Ydi. why do you have i boyfriend that does drungs involving a pipe? Unless you do drugs too. In that case youre both knuckleheads. YDI

Weasely 11

Saturday 24 October 2015 13:59

Lol the issue is that her boyfriend is being an idiot and inconsiderate, not that he does these apparently horrible "drugs involving a pipe". Tobacco used to be commonly smoked in pipes too yknow.

Dominus101 20

Saturday 24 October 2015 7:03

Sounds like you have such a thoughtful bf wow smh

rec_chem 22

Saturday 24 October 2015 14:38

Ruthless bitch.

AaLlIiYyAaHh 22

Saturday 24 October 2015 15:51

Wait, how do you know that?

tlnorman 18

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:43

End it now.

spaet 1

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:31

did you dump his ass or no

justine0116 6

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:58

You deserve it for still being with his sorry ass. And I say that as someone who's been there and learned from experience that people will treat you how you LET them treat you. Stop accepting the BS. You're worth more.

sgdigaetano 3

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:44

Dump him! If he talks to you like that when you are dating imagine how he will treat you if you got married. No excuse for behavior like that. Why do girls/women accept that behavior?

Country_Mama_93 3

Monday 26 October 2015 20:16

I feel like we need more info. I'll work with the assumption that the bf smokes weed. He was a total asshole don't get me wrong, but no one has suggested that maybe its cuz he hasn't had his medication yet. If he smokes to treat a mental disorder (like anxiety) its possible that he was just snippy

Country_Mama_93 3

Monday 26 October 2015 20:20

People get snippy and rude without their morning coffee or morning cigarette. Hoe is this any different? I mean he was an ass but maybe- *just maybe*... they can talk this out like adults. You can't just dump someone for every mess up. We're all humans...