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This proves my gender is full of big little boys.
I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however." It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?
Keep that guy lmfao
You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis." The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.
Or she could have said "We have to use his toe because it's bigger than his dick" haha
No, it isn't the number one sign. My shirt that says "don't make fun of my penis" on the front of it is the number one sign of my genital insecurity.
At least say that the sex was bad!
Relationship goals.
Least he has a good sense of humor!
Maybe he was just saying the truth?
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You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis." The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.
I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however." It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?