Miscellaneous: Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone...

By bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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By thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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You deserved it 4 672

By wowimscrewed - 14/04/2011 04:37 - United States

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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You deserved it 32 859

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By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

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You deserved it 123

By gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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You deserved it 249

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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You deserved it 67 499

babyyninjas 1

Monday 21 November 2011 12:08

he knows what you did last summer !

ohhhsnapple 14

Monday 21 November 2011 12:08

Have you checked the children? O_o

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SkardeyKat 3

Monday 21 November 2011 12:37

Creeeepppyyyy!! Call the cops op!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 21 November 2011 12:38

One word: Bodyguard.

Ghostkiller12345 9

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:36

Thats what she said..

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 21 November 2011 12:46

What I would do is get my shotgun, then start loading it. Hey mystery caller, what am I doing now?

whitloves14 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:35

I would to

kelseyk1997 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:02

Haha I don't even know u but love you!!

emjay1284 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 6:28

Ha ha ha classic! Great idea!

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 21 November 2011 12:49

Wow that's ******..

nerdygirl9 4

Monday 21 November 2011 12:53

Sounds like a psychotic fan of scream.....

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 21 November 2011 22:34

I thought Scream 4 was hilarious xD the masks are scary though

belkinbra 12

Tuesday 22 November 2011 20:30

184, who the **** asked for your opinion?

Adollable 0

Monday 21 November 2011 12:54

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife xD Lol no, but seriously, call the cops and bolt your doors :/

KindaFunnyRight 8

Monday 21 November 2011 12:57

Time to invest in some curtains...

Zoranius 6

Monday 21 November 2011 12:59

Call the police!

Zoranius 6

Monday 21 November 2011 12:59

Call the police!

Zoranius 6

Monday 21 November 2011 13:14

I hope OP's fine right now :/

Inciter 33

Monday 21 November 2011 14:36

Yeah, call the cops and arm yourself with something until they get there, just to be safe.

hawaiianfire 0

Monday 21 November 2011 13:03

Well actually the only immature one in this situation is you. He stated an opinion about your comment and you threw a temper tantrum as a response :O

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