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By bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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babyyninjas 1

he knows what you did last summer !

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wordbigbird 0

That's when you take your biggest knife in your kitchen and start chopping a banana, he'll get the picture

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perdix 29

I don't think someone who will torture, rape and murder you will care that you are training to become a mohel.

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wordbigbird 0

Wtf are you talking about mohel( I assume model) I didn't mean act sexy, unless chopping bananas is your thing...

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wordbigbird 0

And 117, if you dont always have a banana on hand then reach for the nearest apple

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Aerii 0

Holy shiz get the cops on that shiz yo!

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yarsii 0

yeah omg shiz that is so crazy SHIZ! I would be soo scared like shiz so scared. Shiz!!

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perdix 29

I'd be scared to BE in the house. Get the **** out and never go back. You'd better run, better run before he gets his pumped-up kicks.

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steviesnm 6

This happened and you're on FML? I'd be on the phone with the cops while I packed my bags to get the hell out of there. hahah

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drawmesunshine 17

Penizlol is on my damn nerves. Keevarou, I like you. You're very polite, and your comments are generally meaningful and insightful.

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aceangel6 4

Its most likely a prank and if not call the authorities

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Ciara4757 16

Ok call the police and disable all webcams and wifi in your house i saw thats how somebody stalked people before on an episode of criminal minds i know its a bit far fetched but its worth a try

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J3R3MYY 14

Youve inspired me to become nice.. Thanks for such kind words this morning 93.

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Daederoth 10

Try articulating your points with some backbone instead of half making your point and then apologizing for it. Also, other kid you really do type like a fool.

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