By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States

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Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML
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what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

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takemytrollz 0

It was probably Amy Winehouse.

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PineaplePerson 0

Once in a lifetime oppritunity. Just saying.

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Sargon_of_Akkad 0

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find..." A homeless lady willing to rape you?

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jxcala 10

This is absolutely hilarious.

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bearsfan37 0

Don't go to WalMart anymore

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dakins 0

lmao gee poor u.......... handsome is a compliment. I wanna rape u isn't. even ur compliments are insulting......

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