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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
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Lalala579121 27

Not really sure a pizza should be driving to begin with.

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SadLonelySloth 7

I really hope you didn't get hurt too bad, but also I can't stop laughing at you name!

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biopilot17 9

That's why people need to have some sort of protection like a tazer or a gun or something

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kutkutkut 8

Hope the police catch both of them and hope that you remain unhurt.

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juuuliaaa_fml 26

Damn. You diserve a bad word coloring book!

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Jbruno99 10

I hope your just playing grand theft auto...right

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KittyChii 6

That really does suck, but your name made me laugh, Impractical Jokers is my favorite show.

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Hangryko 31

Of course, this took place in the U.S. Hope you're okay now.

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