Kids: Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line.... - FML

By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 106

You deserved it 7 258

Pandamomma tells us more.

Pandamomma 2

Monday 21 July 2014 19:38

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

brainymes 30

Monday 21 July 2014 18:18

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Monday 21 July 2014 18:19

Your kid is awesome

Comments

poopmaster13 8

Wednesday 23 July 2014 8:05

Good! They deserved it!

gabbysoarus 2

Wednesday 23 July 2014 13:06

That's awesome!

travelfreak 20

Wednesday 23 July 2014 15:18

He can't even walk yet how does she expect this 4 month old to get around? Levitation?

withasmile 3

Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:43

Good - they need to mind their business

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Wednesday 23 July 2014 22:14

Well earned response, they both need to shut the hell up.

bjobabygirl 12

Wednesday 23 July 2014 23:38

He said he's got mommy's back !

ajdmama123 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:00

I find that awesome! way to go baby!

Kr1ket927 15

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:02

I'm just loling at #90 that said a 4 month old can "barely walk."

GetBent730 5

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:28

Ur life doesn't suck! Ur kid is already awesome at 4 months! U r so blessed! Those old people should mind their damn business and that's what they get

Goldilocks1 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 10:05

Karma's a bitch, yet sweet sweet victory for baby and mum!

19
20
21
22
23
24
25

Keywords

Miscellaneous Relatable Embarrassing Awkward Health Love Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Work Weird AITA Dating Sleep Annoying Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Friends Gross Fight Public freakouts Drugs Neighbours Cops Medication Animals Dogs Teenagers Ironic

The Top

Today, an absolute cretin of a lorry driver ran into the back of me as I was slowing down for an orange light about to go red. My car is totalled and he had the nerve to tell the police I had brake checked him on purpose, probably for an insurance scam, and that it was all my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 463

You deserved it 63

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 551

You deserved it 7 856

The Top

Today, the best manager I've ever had told me she was leaving to take a job at another company. I just found out my new manager is a guy that has destroyed three different departments in three years. He's the owner's nephew or something. I do not want to be looking for a new job during the Covid-19 pandemic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 838

You deserved it 137

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 965

You deserved it 6 054

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 800

You deserved it 2 486

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 312

You deserved it 3 516

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 872

You deserved it 3 753

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 626

You deserved it 5 675