Kids: Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line.... - FML

By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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Pandamomma 2

Monday 21 July 2014 19:38

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Monday 21 July 2014 18:18

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Monday 21 July 2014 18:19

Your kid is awesome

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Tripitaka 21

Tuesday 24 February 2015 21:36

The kid's picking up fast :)

raw4life 10

Friday 27 March 2015 3:50

best kid ever?

piemanfood 19

Friday 12 June 2015 9:10

Best baby ever

carcinoid 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 5:39

I'm ******** it's a ******* baby

mulan1 8

Friday 3 July 2015 13:51

that is beautiful

imhope 23

Tuesday 21 July 2015 20:16

Hahaha he's got your back

Athiest200010 2

Thursday 8 September 2016 4:29

certified savage

InsanityShard 23

Wednesday 24 May 2017 15:01

I have no experience but I'm pretty sure a ******* 4 month old can't even crawl... Inconsiderate assholes. They're everywhere.

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