By nwalsh2009 - 18/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML
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nwalsh2009 0

I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.

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helennaa 0

Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

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liveBabylon 0

We'll I can see you are a stoner :)

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LemonStarship 5

You should've asked your neighbor to take a picture of you and your newly born son.

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barnes88 0

hahahaha dude thats good stuff! haha i wish i were your neighbor.

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n0lovesongs 0

This isn't really an FML, but I'm glad it went through because its ******* hilarious : )

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louie111887 0

that is very funny. i thought you were going to say you got oil in your eye because the " boy" peed on you lol

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Kylias 6

Not an FML, and your grammar needs work.

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vintageXballroom 0

Your face needs work.

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Lisa89 3

well you were talking out loud outside. it's no surprise your neighbour heard you. next time whisper v quietly :3

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kitten1323 19

this is so ******* fake! wth?

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meunknown101 0

WTF? You totally deserve it, and you know, if you're gonna pretend to give birth, at least do it in your house or something, geez, people are such retards.

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KezPez 0

He was clearly just having a bit of fun. It's people like him that make the world happy.

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