Miscellaneous: Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming...

By smeeagain - 21/10/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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By MeaganElizabethM - 11/10/2015 12:31 - United States - Steubenville

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML

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By highschoolsucks - 05/10/2012 02:44 - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Friday 21 October 2011 8:45

His future doesn't seem very bright anyway.

ollie179 21

Friday 21 October 2011 8:47

Now look here you young wippersnaps. Alcohol is bad ok? So let me take these and... SMACK!

Comments

Ann23 7

Friday 21 October 2011 9:06

You were outnumbered and they were drinking.Next time call for back up instead of trying to handle it all on your own!

Ricky23J 0

Friday 21 October 2011 9:19

that's what you get.

Willy3485 1

Friday 21 October 2011 22:22

Your retarded

Ricky23J 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:22

**** you! Internet gangster

J3R3MYY 14

Friday 21 October 2011 9:23

POW, right in the kisser!!!

roseXthorns 8

Friday 21 October 2011 9:39

I would never walk up to a drunk teenager... Considering the fact that I know first hand how they -we- act.

ambamm135 7

Friday 21 October 2011 23:29

Well aren't you the cool kid?

bookwormy 4

Friday 21 October 2011 9:49

You should have let them continue drinking and called the cops. No one likes to be a narc, but it sounds like that ******** deserves it.

SilentTreatment 7

Friday 21 October 2011 10:08

You should of joined them and pass that 40oz around! Don't hate and participate.

pdp_fml 21

Friday 21 October 2011 10:47

9th graders must be pretty smug for that to happen to you. 9th graders are not old enough to be drinking. You should have called the police and their parents.