By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
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iAlissa 34

It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.

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the_steven 6

a strong stance and a menacing glare will stop most dogs; a strong kick to the neck or underside of the jaw will stop the rest, except for trained attack dogs...

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UpUpUpUrs 6

At least the dog is more loyal the Bitch. Do you think he would let me borrow it?

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PunkPrincess_fml 11

Good tactic for anyone cheating to have a gaurddog on standby.

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fantasyworld 37

Who brings the dog over to his mistress's house?

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PuckYouToTheFace 24

Get a gun, it'll solve both problems.

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HeisenburgLabs 15

I would have gotten a gun and shot that stupid mutt, then shot the dogs owner. How dare that man come into YOUR house and chase you off while he's with YOUR wife! He's not not a man he's the scum of the earth and he deserves to crushed like the cockroach he is!

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tigeresscrazy 12

I feel bad for you it wasn't bad enough your wife was cheating but to add insult to injury her lovers dog kick you out of your house hope the dog only chased you

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