By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
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iAlissa 34

It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.

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bigmanfrmltlrock 5

guess Fido punked u out.

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PaulieXP 16

Heh my earlier comment was deleted. What's wrong FML? Chicken much? I bet my ip and username are on a wachlist now :))

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sprints54 19

Strange dog charging me in my own house? Sorry Id of shot the dog

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Fou_Lou 20

Next time shes out. Pack her stuff and put it in front of the door.

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sp00derman 23

I wouldn't even pack it for her. I'd just throw her belongings out on the doorstep.

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Goblin182 26

I would beat the crap out of that bitch, and the dog too.

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lokar_ogar 11

Why didn't you just kill the dog? Take out your car keys and jab it's eyes out then stomp its head in. Dogs are weak and easy to kill. OP is a pussy and deserved it.

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PopcornTimes 14

That sucks x 1000 000. That's gotta be one of the worst ways to find out.

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