By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
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iAlissa 34

It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.

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russell61 0

Yea the really sucks not to bight are you.

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PropelledFeline 5

I hope you called the cops on him. If your name is on the papers for the house I'd use the law to help get revenge if I were you.

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crabit_fml 11

Your American and on your own property shoot the dog, save face and make your point at the same time!!

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wvcheesehead 13

This should have read "I was arrested for shooting a man I found in my wife's bed, and his little dog too"

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goaskdad 3

And a plea of justifiable homicide would be entered and won by a competent attorney.

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cad4pwner 10

Bro... Its YOUR house assert your dominance as the alpha male. 1. Kill that damn dog. 2. Pick up dead dog and beat your wifes lover half to death with it. 3. Walk up to wife pick her up toss her on bed and assert your dominance;) you know what i mean. 4. Watch the horror in the eyes of the guy whose pet you killed. 5. **** the dog. 6. Victory lap around the crying bastard.

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goaskdad 3

I like the way you think.

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Tsukiyomi 16

Damn, OP If I was there I would have drop kicked the guy out a window

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zykrithium 22

He... he brought his dog over? The ****? That... that sucks OP. Pretty funny... but sucks.

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