By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 20:39 - United States

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
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NessaMae 19

Maybe your husband should keep his thoughts to himself. You never know who can hear you when you mutter. Even if you think no one can.

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auro7 18

Wow, seems like he went balls deep on that one. No..? Okay.

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Wraven 10

Just in time for Christmas. FYL indeed

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oly49 10

looks like he has balls of fury to even say something like that lol

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BuckinFitch 5

He deserves a sharkeisha punch

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elsuperloco68 12

Sounds like your mom had it coming. I'm sure she' probably the disrespectful one, that's why the comment was made.

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Nyx_fml 23

Woah. That's a lot of assuming for such a short comment.

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ohSNAPyall 26

The comment shows a lot of disrespect to OP as well.

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mixibixi 5

pretty funny. Definitely on your husbands side

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polishguy05 15

Usually men are notorious for hating their mother-in-laws, but in this case he accidentally took it just a little too far

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Mdhughey 7

Hilarious. Your mom must have really pissed him off if he said that

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

Your husband wants some teabag action from your mother?

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sunnyray812 42

I would sucker-punch the shit out of him then divorce his disrespectful ass.

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