By OuchImAMoron - 29/11/2013 02:05 - United States - Old Bridge

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML
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Jelbeztok 17

so.. did you kill it?

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RowanNightShade 22

"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"

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carelessxdanger 9

yes, because people stab spiders. i prefer to smash them.

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Ecudaniel 16

I don't blame him is a mother ******* spider!!!

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TheAnonGal 7

Oh yes, because the average person staps a spider..

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olpally 32

Way to go op. Lmao. I bet you didn't even kill the spider. Hahaha.

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EmmaMK 35

Maybe you need some time apart from your pocket knife, what if it was on someone else's leg. Most people just brush spiders off, but some people scream like a banshie. While others concoct ways to remove the beast to a safe location and then sit triumphant.

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RedPillSucks 31

good thing it wasn't on your face or your nutsack.

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samcazo 3

Sadly I probably would have had the same reaction.

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