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By OuchImAMoron - 29/11/2013 02:05 - United States - Old Bridge

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML
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Jelbeztok 17

so.. did you kill it?

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RowanNightShade 22

"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"

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Federgirl 19

I think my reaction would've been the same too. I hate spiders!!!!

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katina1236 20

I wanna say you deserved it but that would be my first reaction

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tdatapina 4

normally I'd say you deserved it but spiders are some scary mofes

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Gangsterrface 10

Idiots shouldn't be allowed to have pocketknives . . .

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jdeezy01 13

People like you are the reason why warning labels exist.

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sanecatlady 13

If a spider was crawling on my leg I'd just flick it right off. I'm sure it would then scurry back home to tell its 914 children about the terrifying ordeal. :)

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chance456 9

your going places not college but places

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Curlytwirly22 17

Well first things first are you ok and did you call MD right after you stabbed yourself

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