Work: Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked...

By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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By CA - 08/10/2015 14:46 - Norway

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 12:00 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML

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Dblocker 18

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:42

Yet another FML that proves old people aren't so innocent.

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:45

Yeah, down on your knees is nice . . . but on the other hand, if you have to reach a low spot, turn around and bend over at the waist. Your tips will go through the roof! Whatever you do, don't squat -- that's just ugly.

Comments

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 23 January 2013 0:35

Next time scream "stranger danger" or "stop trying to molest me"..that'll make them stop that bs in a heartbeat.

twinkiefeets 17

Wednesday 23 January 2013 0:57

What does a suggestive cheesecake look like?

WonkeyDonkey 10

Wednesday 23 January 2013 1:36

Sheesh! They sound like a bunch of horny old goats! Would you be allowed to wear an ipod (with earphones/headphones) while you work, to muffle out the sounds of their advances?

SoylentCandycorn 10

Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:38

I would have replied: "Good, because you'll probably see one on her knees again."

awkwardpenguin1 3

Wednesday 23 January 2013 3:35

At least your hot *insert awkward smile and attempt to comfort*

SillyGirl4602 23

Wednesday 23 January 2013 3:52

Op, I feel your pain. I was bartending one day and this man told me he would give me a really big tip if I danced on the bar for him. Some men are just really creepy.

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 23 January 2013 4:21

Op is a stripper. She calls picking up singles with her teeth,''cleaning.'' She dances under the name''Sara Lee.'' Everybody doesn't like (the other girl) Muffins.