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By guamfml - 03/06/2009 00:10 - Guam

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

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By Whoneedsgradschool - 20/04/2017 20:00

Today, my parents gave me a letter they'd forgotten about since late last year. In it was a $30,000 scholarship to a local master's program with an application due date of two weeks ago. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

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By RektForLyfe - 25/07/2016 03:32 - United States - Wickliffe

Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML

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By 1415926 - 22/01/2015 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all three campuses of the state college. FML

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By livingamongtheflowers - 15/05/2014 05:40 - United States

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 00:47 - United States

Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML

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By nsJ - 15/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I got an email from a Scholarship Program reminding me that they had rejected me 3 months ago. Thanks for reminding me I might not make it to college. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

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Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:49

Thats when you should "borrow" some money out of your dads wallet..

dalzuga 3

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:51

that's ****** up

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xItsEssax 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:38

Awwww Hun that sucks! I'm so sorry :(

qwertyuiopoiuytr_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:42

OMB I feel so srry for u

imacomedian 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:43

Wow that's sucks.

nataliemarie 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:45

That's completely illegal to hide someone's mail.

kingbeau 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:48

#13 "cleaning his father's study" is a euphemism... the letters were actually in his back pocket....

zchnum2 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:49

Dude your dads an asshole

santana5427 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:49

That sux

leaf51100 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:52

Hah imagine if it was from harvard or something

wepehs 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:54

Dude you gata kill your dad

madison94 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:57

That sux.....

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