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By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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By TheyHaveMyAddress - 06/03/2014 05:52 - United States - Jackson

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By Mel - 23/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:47

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

thehazeman 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:13

at least you got some free food

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LocoChaz006 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:13

Haha! LEGEND! Shame for you, but that is a smooth move on his part. There's no possible way to say anything to correct that sort of thing so very unlucky for you, buddy!

HunterFalls13 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:35

Ahaha your friend Is funny:D

speeddemon12 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:57

hahaha i actually laughed out loud when i read this. oh wow that is hilarious, your friend is my hero

Avenging_Angel 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:54

Lmao that's made of awesome :D

FMLYAY 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:06

Now that, that is definitely a best friend thing.

HFcinfinity 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 8:45

thats what your best friend does **** blocks you

BakedApplePie 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:34

NICE! i would have done that same thing i was a guy LOL

El_mariachi 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:52

hahahaha **** blocked!!!

jessicaislameee 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:37

you have the coolest friend ever

liltrece1986 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 7:18

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's the most hilarious thing I heard.....this is classic and great and so apporiate in timing and all....wow ya friend is a beast yo...but be sure you go get ya girl tho!!!!!!!!