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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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Travelling light

By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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You, yes you!

By Noname - 08/03/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By AV - 30/01/2016 10:30 - Bulgaria - Tsaratsovo

Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Monday 4 October 2010 9:24

OP you shouldn't wear skirts made of pencils, you could stab your thighs. :o

FYLDeep 25

Monday 4 October 2010 9:26

I bet you looked sharp in that pencil skirt.

Comments

katelynjoy 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:25

....you're kind of a ****. I'm just saying(:

DjeePee 24

Monday 4 October 2010 11:00

Blowing kisses to random strangers isn't my thing either, but that doesn't make her a ****. Having an unknown rip in her skirt doesn't make her a **** at all.

The_Earth 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:37

it's better than them doing the complete opposite.. outloud.

The_Earth 0

Monday 4 October 2010 10:54

ignorance, gotta watch out for the horny people. they can be weird..

redbluegreen 40

Monday 4 October 2010 11:03

That's a horrible thing to say! Here I am, quoting lyrics from Usher!

icuddy69 0

Monday 4 October 2010 11:08

@Ignorance Lmao Get over yourself ... you think your the shit.. but u really just smell like it you Sad Sad Sad emo:P

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 4 October 2010 11:14

If you're smelling shit, it's probably from the vicinity you're in.

SarahBearXoX 0

Monday 4 October 2010 13:45

#51 just got shut down.

blo0_starZz 0

Monday 4 October 2010 15:48

agreed! *highfives* BITCHES SUUUUCKKKKK! >:D I hope yo momma be home when I get there! Mhmmmm <.< Meow? :B

Pro_Nothing 9

Monday 4 October 2010 11:12

LmaoRotf!!

Sexywifey91 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:01

who cares if she was enjoying the attention... maybe she never had it before so it was building up herself esteem.. how can you call her a ***** when half of you would probabally do the same thing if hot guys were checking you out... people are so stupid....

wtfsnickers 1

Monday 4 October 2010 12:06

you won't have to worry about finding a guy now

jinxthejinx 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:11

There was once an OP from New York She looked like a big piece of pork Then strangely one day Cat calls came her way But just 'cause she looked like a dork