Health: Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the...

By ouchmytits - 28/03/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

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By roadbikemama - 25/10/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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Clumsy

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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ChrisLTC 3

Monday 28 March 2011 12:47

Now when you flash your boobs it will look like they are winking!

FMLephant 2

Monday 28 March 2011 12:55

One pound of potatoes, boiled and peeled, mayonnaise, celery, dill weed, a little mustard, and half a nipple. Season to taste.

Comments

CodySpraker 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:52

at least she was in the kitchen

fml98kevin 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:21

haha

starlover77 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:21

that makes me appreciate that I have two unharmed nipples

somnopes 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 8:55

win

ravenmccoy 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 9:14

Omgggg!! >__< that's terrible!!

Cenobyte 10

Tuesday 29 March 2011 9:58

Ouch! Sorry OP. I'm thinking that I'll be much more careful in the kitchen from now on. In fact, I think I'll just stop cooking ... for safety reasons. :)

heyu7421 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:12

Not the first time I heard that one! In fact, the chik I knew whod done it used lots of make up to make it less noticable. It always looked like she had a nip slip when she wore short shirts. Have fun with ur burn

kevin1811 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:41

lol.

lolstenholme 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 14:07

Got any of that salad left?

mamadi_fml 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:32

One, You're supposed to drain liquid away from you, not toward you. Two, you're suppose drop the pot and move away quickly if you missed or slip off the handles. Don't just stand there.

Angi95 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:35

it slipped she didn't specify and most people while cooking don't take exact safety procedures soo.

Angi95 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:38

also if you actually have boobs you would understand that they get in the way alot even if she did move boobs are still kinda out there so there still going to get hit.