Intimacy: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round...

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By eeewww - 21/11/2018 03:13

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML

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blcksocks 19

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:05

Better than sticking it somewhere else. Or is it?

ILoveFluttershy 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:07

*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty

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fmlman287 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 1:30

If that happened to me, I would be like "what was that for?".

AWESOMESAUCE365 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 10:37

Well, maybe he saw something dangling from your nose and he wanted to get it out for you :3

AlexDestin1995 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:54

deffinatly something my bf would do. i love him eventhough he's a weirdo. :)

shelby2121 1

Monday 16 July 2012 22:26

Not that bad...grow up.

yomama97 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:53

my boyfriend would do that lol. it's kinda funny(:

cassiecakes229 2

Friday 20 July 2012 6:57

Mine does that too!

Linkisomnivore 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:06

Sounds like my bf lololo

Mustangs08 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:35

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friend's nose :)

sugarbear0727 19

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:45

My boy friend is always trying to get me to pick his nose or scratch his butt. I just laugh it off cause I know he's just being silly to make me laugh. He often sticks his finger up my nose though too. Always makes me smile.

joeysoprano 1

Tuesday 10 December 2013 11:15

Ah you deserved it...

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