Intimacy: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round...

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By eeewww - 21/11/2018 03:13

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML

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blcksocks 19

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:05

Better than sticking it somewhere else. Or is it?

ILoveFluttershy 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 12:07

*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty

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HFE10 2

Friday 8 June 2012 18:02

You must have a rough life

beastforsure 0

Friday 8 June 2012 22:21

He wanted to explore all the holes

PinkFun1969 9

Friday 8 June 2012 22:25

I Guess he just wants to see how many holes he can get in before the night has ended. lol

girlspoop789 2

Friday 8 June 2012 23:18

I cut out the middle woman and stick my tongue inside her nose and lick around. It's the only way I can get off.

Jumpingmal2 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 2:23

Did anyone else think of something dirty when you read " decided to stick his finger up my "

jimmyskruthers 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 2:25

Stfu and stop complaining

deathkick28 5

Saturday 9 June 2012 6:23

He's just really goofy

hairybuttgnome 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 8:04

It's called being stupid and silly.

funrush 2

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:49

Wrong hole mister!

Cano174128 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 0:55

stick yours up his ass!

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