Picky picky

By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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You deserved it 15 038
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bballer4life895 13

Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)

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illusong 16

thats right grosss! but if your bf is willing to do that without feeling disgusted that means he really love you! Thats the bright side to this situation.

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Capriciousfox 27

#27.....this unfortunately is one of my boyfriends favorite past times.

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Nordrag 26

Rather childish, but surely he was hoping to get a laugh out of you. I mean, you did start the joking bit.

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bballer4life895 13

Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)

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RocketNinjaFish 12

How old is he? Surely he nose better!

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CallMeWindSock 24

Or a really weird fetish.

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TheElBurrrito 21

It is just another hole..... I mean. What?!

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TheElBurrrito 21

I'll just go ahead and thumb down myself. All the cool kids are doing it.

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sadistmonkey 19

Gives a hole new meaning to "nose job"!

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Pleonasm 35

"You can be snotty at your boyfriend, but your boyfriend can be snotty on you!"

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HowieDoIt 21

Why all the thumbs down? Who nose? I think you all are just picking on him for no reason, and that ignites a phlegm under me! Rant over, time for me to boogie on out of here.

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Nordrag 26

**** it. I give up on replys. I'm 0/2 with people editing their comments when I reply.

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Pleonasm 35

Then wait 2 minutes before replying, or edit yours after.

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Nordrag 26

Ya. Waitings not my strong point. But as for editing mine that's kinda what the "**** it" was. Cause by the time I saw it I didn't have much edit time and I'm not great under pressure of the timer. Overall I deserve it. It's just rather irritating to me. Ill just go to sleep eh? Bit irritable tonight. My apologies.

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CallMeWindSock 24

Only start apologizing after the FML community has mercilessly torn you to shreds.

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