Love: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off.... - FML

By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML

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Halcyon_Sancta 12

Thursday 5 March 2015 10:26

Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.

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Shaowolf 17

Monday 19 January 2015 16:18

More like f*ck his life

kingcaper817 14

Monday 19 January 2015 16:18

Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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Halcyon_Sancta 12

Thursday 5 March 2015 10:26

Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.

deserie_larios 15

Monday 5 February 2018 7:08

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