By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
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Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.

Halcyon_Sancta 12

Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.

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kingcaper817 14

Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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xluciferx666 21

Don't be embarrassed everyone farts and if it was an epic one then he should be proud of you

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False_Stupidity 41

Exactly, he should be congratulating you!

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cheshireau 26

I've done that. But not cuddling, just in bed, asleep.

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coried91 28

If they had too much Taco Bell then she would have shit all over her boyfriend. Taco Bell causes floods, not just wind.

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waffleeater_153 14

:( that must be embarrassing sorry to hear that OP

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taytayforreals 2

YOU FARTED! But ladies only fart sunshine and rainbows! Everything I know it a lie

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knight2109 12

Now to be fair it doesn't say a gender so...

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Zarcissa 34

Been there, except it was my bf who farted. I was startled awake, not to mention the horrible smell afterwards. I had to go into another room entirely. >.<

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